WHAT UP BITCHES

aghhhhh

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:07:21 GMT

I LOVE JON GAGINAHOE!!!!

i can put a beach ball in my ass

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 23:52:14 GMT

today i woke up hungrier than ever so i made myslef a salad, i have been eating healthly lately so that chicks would dig the sexy curves of my hot ass. then i went to kmart to get some new cloths, kmart has some sweet deals on womans panties so i decided to pick myself up a pair or two. i came back home and modled the panties to my freind radcliff and my aunt kathy, this turned them on. afterwards i was incredibly bored so i made an erotic video with my two dogs, i called it "poop on my back you hairy beast" my sister and brother thought that this movie would be a big hit if i sold it at the senior bingo night at my church. it turns out that they were right adn people were asking me for my autograph left and right my teacher asked me if i could perform this video live during class. i said alright but the pricible wouldnt let me bring my dogs to school so i had to do it with my two incredibly bonerific cousins,"they are so hot i would bang em on the hood of my aunts astro van" i got a nobel peace prize from the performance. OH MY GOD!!! i forgot the most important event that happend in my day. i had to take my cat for a walk and we was walkin like normal then this frikkin rhino with huge balls snuck up and came in my face, i couldnt wipe it off so i ran around franticly untill i fell down this sewer where i found the key to my moms sex closet, i have been searching for this key since the day my mom pushed me out of her vagina. so i hurried home opened it up and started to shove stuff into my ass. i put in a mattress, a bowling ball, two hamsters and a beach ball in, the beach ball was hard to get in becuase it was making me bleed all over my moms carpeting. while i was shoving it into my spuer hot ass my mom walked in and was like yo fool your ass aint big enough yet, start out with pool balls then work your way up to large animals like me then i slaped my mom in the tittes and punched her stomach and ran out of the house after a while i came home and went to sleep...what a day

-love big chadder

Hells yeah

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 05:39:33 GMT

hey guys today i did like 3 chicks in the butt then i ate at kfc with my grandma, eating with grandma was mucho fun. after we dined we went home and she waxed my balls, it kinda hurt but thats alright. my dogs were humping me so hard my weiner fell into the one dogs mouth and he bit it off. i was rushed to the hospital by my good buddy hulk hogan, arent his muscles just delicious!!! i was told that i had to get surgery to make sure i would be able to reproduce again but i didnt get it done cuz Im A BAD ASS. when i returned home from the hospital everyone was waiting in the living room to welcome me home, which probobly wasnt a good idea because i had to keep my weiner exposed to air so that it would heal quickly, but i geuss no one told my family and freinds that. i had to lay in bed for 3 hours so that the medication would kick in to heal my weiner but while i was laying there a ninja giraffe came busting through my window and kicked my cat in the face and i was like, dude your a frikkin ninja giraff, can you heal my weiner? he was like dude, fo sho i be healing that shit fast as you can say poop on my chest you naughty rabbit!! he began licking at it and it got all better so i decide that i would go to see my good freinds lauryn and mark who live a great while away. i cant drive yet so my sister had to take me, dude she is so hot, when i got there they were all outside playing some pin the tail on the donkey but then a meteor hit the earth and killed most of the small wild life in the area. thank god i was there because i konw a secret form of martial arts that allows me to ride a pig at record setting speeds and stab the meteor right in the eye, i saved the world once again so then i got layed like 3 more times then i came home and went to bed ... what a day

Love Big Chadder